The Official Cartoonist Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Cartoonists, REAL CARTOONISTS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Ronald and I can't stop thinking about Cartoonists.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.


1.    Cartoonists are mammals.

2.    Cartoonists draw ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the cartoonist is to flip out and draw things.

Weapons and gear:

Cartoonist Pencil                  Cartoonist Desk

Cartoonist Outfit


Cartoonists can draw anything they want!  Cartoonists animate things ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they draw stuff ALL the time.  I heard that there was this Cartoonist who was trying to get a comic done.  And when some guy knocked on his door he drew his whole dorm as monkeys.  My friend Joanna said that she saw a Cartoonist totally whine at some kid just because the kid didn't like Swat Kats.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Cartoonists have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will draw you being stupid!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Cartoonists are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Cartoonists are fast, smooth, cool, funny, talented, and sweet.  I can't wait to start caligraphy next year.  I love Cartoonists with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Cartoonists?

A: Cartoonists are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, Cartoonists are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that Cartoonists are always single or tired. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Cartoonists can be stressed OR totally awesome.

Q: What do Cartoonists do when they're not drawing or animating?

A: Most of their free time is spent sleeping, but sometime they ink.  (Ask Joanna if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Joanna showing off.

She's a day older than me and almost done with puberty,

which is bragable.

Link to me, by cutting and pasting the link box!

Copyright 2006